I read an article that got me worked up today. It seems that some idiot named Zig Gauthier is planning a new reality show. Ready for the concept? It's going to be based on the lives of the residents of the town of Forks, Washington. It will star the locals, from housewives, to the students of Forks High. We'll get to see what these people do every day, and...that's all.
What is so interesting about this town, you ask? It's where Twilight is set, of course! How could we not be interested in the day-to-day habits of a bunch of stupid people in a stupid town in Washington? Why didn't someone come up with this idea sooner?
Anyway, it got me thinking, why hasn't anyone done a reality show based on the lives of the residence of Alcona? Think about it, a lot of exciting things happen here. The mayor was charged with assault for swearing at a councilor without having the sense to first turn off his lapel microphone, for goodness sake! That's first class comedy!
The finale of the show could be filmed at Summerfest, in the beer tent. Of course, nobody will see it because we'll all be lined up for the porta-poties.
Seriously, why hasn't anyone done this yet? We residence of Alcona are way more interesting than a bunch of sparkly people from some nowhere town in Washington, of all places.
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